Scientists Have uncovered a rare yet very popular species of “turtle” deep in the Australian Outback Friday night. The head Archeologist was quoted in saying, “WTF, I thought it was just a game!”
This 11 Foot behemoth was thought previously to be extinct many millions of years ago, but even scientists can sometimes be wrong right? ”This is exactly the find that we needed to make archeology cool again. Ever since that Indiana Jones movie “The Crystal Skull” People just haven’t found the same interest in this field.” quoted by an anonymous turtle lover.
Regardless of when it was last seen alive, this still strikes a huge blow for all the gamers out there being consistently nagged by their parents about playing “too many games”… Just look her in the face and say “Look mom im just keeping the history books alive”.






BISMARCK, N.D. – A North Dakota inmate was not afraid of making a spectacle of himself when he grabbed another suspect’s glasses and started to eat them.